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Don't Judge - You Wouldn't Last a Minute Adult Tee

Don't Judge - You Wouldn't Last a Minute Adult Tee

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The tantrums in the checkout line, the impossible bedtime routines, the snack negotiations—parenting is no joke. And unless they’ve walked a mile in your over-caffeinated, sleep-deprived shoes, they’ve got zero room to judge. This tee says it loud and clear: DONT JUDGE. Because let’s be real—most people wouldn’t last a minute in your world.

  • Soft & Resilient Comfort: Made from premium, 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee feels as good as a rare, uninterrupted moment of peace.
  • Bold, Unapologetic Design: The oversized “DONT JUDGE” commands attention, while the smaller text delivers the mic-drop moment.
  • Effortless, Everyday Wear: A relaxed fit that’s easy to throw on, whether you're running errands, managing meltdowns, or just existing as a parenting superhero.
  • For Every Parent Who’s Been There: A perfect gift (or personal reward) for the moms and dads who know that judgment-free parenting is the only way to survive.

Because if they really knew what you deal with… they’d keep their opinions to themselves.

FEATURES

Premium fabric: 4.2 oz./yd² 32‑single Airlume® combed & ring‑spun cotton for
unmatched softness against skin

Pre‑shrunk fabric: Minimizes surprises after the first wash

Tailored fit: Classic cut with crew neck for everyday versatility

Side‑seamed build: Maintains drape, prevents twisting or sagging over time

Shoulder‑to‑shoulder taping: Reinforces stress points for lasting wear

Cover‑stitched collar & sleeves: Neat, durable hems resist curling and pilling

Built to last: Pre‑shrunk, coverstitched collar & sleeves, shoulder‑to‑shoulder taping

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Friendly reminder: These tips are just our friendly recommendations to keep your gear looking great—feel free to wash however you like!

Turn inside‑out before washing to preserve the colors bright.

Machine wash cold with like colors; gentle cycle preferred.

Mild detergent only; avoid mixing in chlorine bleach or dryer sheets.

Tumble dry low or hang dry—helps preserve fit and image clarity.

Iron inside‑out at medium heat; steer clear of the printed area.

Avoid dry‑cleaning to keep fabric and print in top shape.

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